Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
How Nina Got Her Groove Back (1998)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Margo Langhorne : So how did you fare in the blackout?
Nina Van Horn : What blackout?
Margo Langhorne : Didn't you get dressed in the dark this morning?
Nina Van Horn : By the way, loved your piece on fashion disasters. I see you got to keep the clothes.
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Jack Gallo : We better call Margo's boss to straighten things out. What excuse haven't we used yet?
Dennis Finch : Uh, let's see. The only ones left are, "She's going through menopause," and "She's a sociopath."
Nina Van Horn : Sociopath.
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Elliot DiMauro : This looks like the dawn of a new era.
Nina Van Horn : Yes, it's the age of Nina Van Horn!
Dennis Finch : I know this one. 62?
Nina Van Horn : The grown-ups are talking, dear.
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Dennis Finch : Lunch order! Nina?
Nina Van Horn : No, thanks. I ate last week.
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Elliot DiMauro : Let's get you to wardrobe and get weighed. That always cheers you up.
Nina Van Horn : No, I'm not in the mood.
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Maya Gallo : How's Nina taking it? Imagine the humiliation.
Nina Van Horn : Hey, everyone! Guess who's famous? They said I behaved like a teenager. Can you believe it? Teenager!
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Nina Van Horn : I remember one time Margo stole my ideas on cardigans, so I went and stole her boyfriend. Then she had me audited, and I had her framed for arson.
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Nina Van Horn : So this is what Margo Langhorne left the world of fashion for. It's all so... peaceful.
Margo Langhorne : It suits my needs.
Nina Van Horn : The trees, the magnificent field, that quaint scarecrow that bares a striking resemblance to me.
Margo Langhorne : I wanted to put it down, but the neighborhood kids like to throw rocks at it.
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Elliot DiMauro : Isn't it time you stopped this competition with Margo?
Nina Van Horn : What competition? Margo's doing the best job she can, and I'm doing the best job I can.
Jack Gallo : Margo Langhorne just retired.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, my God! I won! I won!
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Nina Van Horn : The world is my walk-in closet, Fifth Avenue my hamper.