Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
How Nina Got Her Groove Back (1998)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Dennis!
Dennis Finch : Okay, you're in a meadow high in the Alps. A young Shirley Jones asks you to make her a woman.
Jack Gallo : Is she wearing a bonnet?
Dennis Finch : Yes, and leading a cow.
Jack Gallo : Will you stop with those cows?
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Jack Gallo : We better call Margo's boss to straighten things out. What excuse haven't we used yet?
Dennis Finch : Uh, let's see. The only ones left are, "She's going through menopause," and "She's a sociopath."
Nina Van Horn : Sociopath.
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Elliot DiMauro : This looks like the dawn of a new era.
Nina Van Horn : Yes, it's the age of Nina Van Horn!
Dennis Finch : I know this one. 62?
Nina Van Horn : The grown-ups are talking, dear.
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Dennis Finch : I'm taking lunch orders from the Carnegie deli. Want anything?
Jack Gallo : Roast beef on rye.
Dennis Finch : Gotcha. One Donald Trump.
Jack Gallo : What do you mean Donald Trump?
Dennis Finch : He's got a sandwich named after him.
Jack Gallo : I've been going to that deli longer than he has. When are they going to name something after me? What am I, chopped liver?
Dennis Finch : No, that's the Morey Amsterdam.
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Dennis Finch : Lunch order! Nina?
Nina Van Horn : No, thanks. I ate last week.
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Maya Gallo : It's so nice outside, I'm eating out in the park today. I just started reading the most wonderful book called "Jonathan's Attic."
Dennis Finch : Is that the sequel to "Jonathan Finds a Door in His Ceiling"?
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Dennis Finch : I bring good news from the Carnegie Deli.
Jack Gallo : You got them to name a sandwich after me?
Dennis Finch : I give you the Jack Gallo, hold the Maya.
Jack Gallo : This is great! I finally have something...
[Picks up sandwich]
Jack Gallo : What is this, a joke?
Dennis Finch : No, check it out. It's a pita stuffed with watercress, wheat germ and avocado. Used to be called the Liberace.