- Elliot DiMauro: Now don't you start. If I wanted to see two queens snipe at each other, I'd have stayed in the men's room.
- Margo Langhorne: So how did you fare in the blackout?
- Nina Van Horn: What blackout?
- Margo Langhorne: Didn't you get dressed in the dark this morning?
- Nina Van Horn: By the way, loved your piece on fashion disasters. I see you got to keep the clothes.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis!
- Dennis Finch: Okay, you're in a meadow high in the Alps. A young Shirley Jones asks you to make her a woman.
- Jack Gallo: Is she wearing a bonnet?
- Dennis Finch: Yes, and leading a cow.
- Jack Gallo: Will you stop with those cows?
- Jack Gallo: We better call Margo's boss to straighten things out. What excuse haven't we used yet?
- Dennis Finch: Uh, let's see. The only ones left are, "She's going through menopause," and "She's a sociopath."
- Nina Van Horn: Sociopath.
- Maya Gallo: Hey, new shoes?
- Elliot DiMauro: Yep. Gloria, the girl I'm dating, made them. She's studying to be a designer. She's amazing.
- Maya Gallo: They're... nice.
- Elliot DiMauro: Nice? These are a work of art. The structure, the design, these shoes are going to take the world by storm.
- Maya Gallo: How can you tell the left from the right?
- Elliot DiMauro: I have no idea.
- Elliot DiMauro: This looks like the dawn of a new era.
- Nina Van Horn: Yes, it's the age of Nina Van Horn!
- Dennis Finch: I know this one. 62?
- Nina Van Horn: The grown-ups are talking, dear.
- Dennis Finch: I'm taking lunch orders from the Carnegie deli. Want anything?
- Jack Gallo: Roast beef on rye.
- Dennis Finch: Gotcha. One Donald Trump.
- Jack Gallo: What do you mean Donald Trump?
- Dennis Finch: He's got a sandwich named after him.
- Jack Gallo: I've been going to that deli longer than he has. When are they going to name something after me? What am I, chopped liver?
- Dennis Finch: No, that's the Morey Amsterdam.
- Maya Gallo: It's so nice outside, I'm eating out in the park today. I just started reading the most wonderful book called "Jonathan's Attic."
- Dennis Finch: Is that the sequel to "Jonathan Finds a Door in His Ceiling"?
- Elliot DiMauro: Let's get you to wardrobe and get weighed. That always cheers you up.
- Nina Van Horn: No, I'm not in the mood.
- Maya Gallo: How's Nina taking it? Imagine the humiliation.
- Nina Van Horn: Hey, everyone! Guess who's famous? They said I behaved like a teenager. Can you believe it? Teenager!
- Jack Gallo: Margo steps down, you rise up, it's called a power vacuum. When the dominant faction grows old and weak, a new one rises up to take its place. Which is why we humans have to keep an eye on those stinking monkeys.
- Maya Gallo: I don't get it. Why do they hate each other?
- Elliot DiMauro: Well, Nina is jealous that Margo gets taken more seriously, and Margo is jealous that Nina gets taken more often.
- Nina Van Horn: I remember one time Margo stole my ideas on cardigans, so I went and stole her boyfriend. Then she had me audited, and I had her framed for arson.
- Nina Van Horn: So this is what Margo Langhorne left the world of fashion for. It's all so... peaceful.
- Margo Langhorne: It suits my needs.
- Nina Van Horn: The trees, the magnificent field, that quaint scarecrow that bares a striking resemblance to me.
- Margo Langhorne: I wanted to put it down, but the neighborhood kids like to throw rocks at it.
- Dennis Finch: I bring good news from the Carnegie Deli.
- Jack Gallo: You got them to name a sandwich after me?
- Dennis Finch: I give you the Jack Gallo, hold the Maya.
- Jack Gallo: This is great! I finally have something...
- [Picks up sandwich]
- Jack Gallo: What is this, a joke?
- Dennis Finch: No, check it out. It's a pita stuffed with watercress, wheat germ and avocado. Used to be called the Liberace.
- Elliot DiMauro: Isn't it time you stopped this competition with Margo?
- Nina Van Horn: What competition? Margo's doing the best job she can, and I'm doing the best job I can.
- Jack Gallo: Margo Langhorne just retired.
- Nina Van Horn: Oh, my God! I won! I won!