Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In the Company of Maya (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : You know, I used to date a model who posed for lingerie ads.

  Elliot DiMauro : And?

  Jack Gallo : That's it, no point, just boasting.

• Maya Gallo : This is ridiculous! I'm being accused of something I didn't do, and I'm supposed to just sit back and take it?

  Jack Gallo : Welcome to all three of my divorces.

• Jack Gallo : Such an exciting time. The moving in, the getting married... the first arguments, the new girl from accounting, the alimony... Now I'm sad.

• Elliot DiMauro : Oh, God! Why did it have to be hemorrhoids?

  Jack Gallo : I think it's great. You should be proud of her.

  Elliot DiMauro : You think so?

  Dennis Finch : You know what they say. You have to start at the *bottom*.

• Elliot DiMauro : So, Miss "women aren't objects"? Is this the pot feeling up the kettle.

  Maya Gallo : I didn't feel up any kettle. This is all a scam.

  Jack Gallo : Scam or not, we need to protect ourselves. So if anyone asks, this meeting took place in March 1994.

• Jack Gallo : Allie, it's not the repair man's fault. The reason the dishes are coming out broken is because that's the garbage disposal.