Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jack Gets Tough (1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Say, aren't you Robert Conrad?

  Robert Conrad : Ma'am.

  Nina Van Horn : Goodness! You don't waste any time, do you?

• Maya Gallo : I'm proud of you.

  Jack Gallo : Thank you, Maya. That's great coming from someone who's not just trying to kiss my ass.

  Nina Van Horn : Jack, it's better than the Bible! I'm almost at page seven, and I'm riveted.

• Nina Van Horn : I got bored of reading about Jack's ancestors being chased across Europe, and I skipped to the index to look for the parts with me in them. I'm only mentioned four times.

  Elliot DiMauro : Did they count that picture of you at the Playboy mansion?

  Nina Van Horn : I'm only listed as "Unidentified topless woman on pogo stick."

• Nina Van Horn : Son of a bitch! Four mentions. Do you know how that makes me feel? Like a chewed-up piece of gum that someone threw in the gutter and was carried away by rats! I'm sorry, you were saying something?

  Man : Please, go away.