Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jack's Old Partner (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Herb : Tell me, Jack. What gets you up in the morning?

  Jack Gallo : I'm sixty years old. What do you think?

• Jack Gallo : Nice to see you don't hold a grudge.

  Herb : You know me.

  Jack Gallo : You know, I have a baby daughter now.

  Herb : You do? Why you old dog.

  Jack Gallo : Yes, and she'd just love one of your beautiful toys. I think I'll buy here this choo-choo here.

  Herb : Excelent. Top-notch choice.

  Jack Gallo : How much do I owe you?

  Herb : Okay... one choo-choo train, that'll be twelve million dollars.

  Jack Gallo : Excuse me?

  Herb : Twelve million dollars, you back-stabbing son of a bitch!

• Herb : I know what you're trying to do.

  Jack Gallo : No, you don't. No one ever does.

• Jack Gallo : [introducing Herb to the staff]  ... our assistant Dennis Finch...

  Dennis Finch : Our assistant?

  Jack Gallo : That's right. Treat Herb the same way you'd treat me.

  Dennis Finch : Gotcha. No, sir, those pants don't make your butt look big.

• Jack Gallo : Oh, man, he's going to kill me.

  Maya Gallo : Don't worry. He wouldn't be able to choose a weapon.