Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jack's Old Partner (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• Elliot DiMauro : You're getting audited? You should've used my guy. He's a creepy little weasel who knows every loophole and gets a sexual thrill out of cheating the feds.

  Nina Van Horn : Who is it?

  Dennis Finch : Me.

  Nina Van Horn : Are you really that good?

  Dennis Finch : Last year the government paid me twenty grand not to grow corn.

  Nina Van Horn : You're hired.

• Dennis Finch : Jack is stuck writing his memoirs, so he's been banging that ball against the wall for three solid days.

  Elliot DiMauro : Sounds irritating.

  Dennis Finch : That's nothing. You missed what will forever be known as Banjo Thrusday. Which was immediately followed by Missing Banjo Friday.

• Dennis Finch : I believe people shouldn't be judged by numbers on a form, and if you think that you can intimidate this poor woman with your Gestapo - Oh, yeah! - Gestapo scare tactics, then you've obviously never crossed paths with Dennis Finch!

  Janet : Finch. That's F-I-N...

  Dennis Finch : No, no! Gotta go.

• Jack Gallo : [introducing Herb to the staff]  ... our assistant Dennis Finch...

  Dennis Finch : Our assistant?

  Jack Gallo : That's right. Treat Herb the same way you'd treat me.

  Dennis Finch : Gotcha. No, sir, those pants don't make your butt look big.