Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jesus, It's Christmas (1997)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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• Jack Gallo : No presents for Christmas? That's like Easter without high-stakes poker.

• Maya Gallo : I think we should give the money to Jesus, the night custodian.

  Jack Gallo : I know him. He's a nice guy.

  Maya Gallo : You know Jesus?

  Jack Gallo : Don't be so surprised. I have a rapport with the night cleaning staff.

  Dennis Finch : If by rapport you mean that point-wink thing you do, then yes, you is down with the crew.

• Nina Van Horn : I really think that money should go to my Kenny. He's a member of an oppressed minority.

  Dennis Finch : Who, the trouserly challenged?

  Nina Van Horn : He has brown eyes. They did a study, and it turns out blue-eyed dancers make far more money.

  Jack Gallo : Who did a study?

  Nina Van Horn : Me and my friend Binnie.