"Just Shoot Me!" Jesus, It's Christmas (TV Episode 1997) - Wendie Malick as Nina Van Horn

Nina Van Horn : [pulls a gun on some carolers in the elevator] All right, one more fa-la-la and Tiny Tim gets it in the good leg.
Nina Van Horn : Elliot, bad news. You're not going to the Caribbean.

Elliot DiMauro : What happened?

Nina Van Horn : The models all got food poisoning at the Mizrahi show.

Elliot DiMauro : What, all five of them?

Nina Van Horn : Apparently, they shared a bad shrimp.
Elliot DiMauro : That's it! Shoot's canceled!

Nina Van Horn : What is the problem?

Elliot DiMauro : I can't find my lens!

Nina Van Horn : Don't you have, like, thirty of them?

Dennis Finch : Yes, but they're not all his lucky thong lens.

Nina Van Horn : Lucky thong lens?

Elliot DiMauro : Eight years ago I was doing my first swimsuit photo shoot on St. Tropez, and from the moment I arrived none of my shots were coming out right. I thought my carrer was over. As I walked back to the hotel, this local boy runs up and stuffs something in my pocket. I looked down, and it was this lens, this perfect lens. But when I looked up, the boy had vanished, and in his place... a white dove!

Nina Van Horn : Oh, I get it. They have mushrooms in St. Tropez.
Nina Van Horn : I really think that money should go to my Kenny. He's a member of an oppressed minority.

Dennis Finch : Who, the trouserly challenged?

Nina Van Horn : He has brown eyes. They did a study, and it turns out blue-eyed dancers make far more money.

Jack Gallo : Who did a study?

Nina Van Horn : Me and my friend Binnie.

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn