David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• [phone rings; Dennis answers] 

  Dennis Finch : Jack Gallo's office.... Hey, boss. How did it go?... All right!

  Dennis Finch : [to Maya]  They had the baby.

  Maya Gallo : Yeah, well, congratulations.

  Dennis Finch : [to Jack]  Maya says, "Congratulations," but it's in a tone that connotes disinterest.... Whew!

  Dennis Finch : [to Maya]  Eight pounds, twelve ounces.

  Maya Gallo : Ouch.

  Dennis Finch : [to Jack]  She's making sport of your courageous wife's pain....

  Dennis Finch : [to Maya]  Blue eyes, dark hair, great lungs.

  Maya Gallo : Just like Elvis.

  Dennis Finch : [to Jack]  She's comparing the baby to a bloated drug addict.

  [Maya walks away] 

  Dennis Finch : [to Maya]  Hey, it's a girl: You got a sister.

  Maya Gallo : A sister? She's not my sister.... Oh, my god. She's my sister. I have a sister.

  Dennis Finch : [to Jack]  Now she's just babbling.

• Dennis Finch : Listen up - I just got the cyber-skinny on our little friend Maya: Stanford grad, dean's list, no current boyfriend, but she is on the pill.

  Nina Van Horn : You got all that on the internet?

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, and rifling through her purse.

• Maya Gallo : [shaking Dennis' hand]  Hello, I'm Maya.

  Dennis Finch : Ah, well, "bye-a."

  Maya Gallo : Uh, no. I'm here to see Jack Gallo.

  Dennis Finch : And I'm here to make sure you don't. Next time, call for an appointment; that way I can reject you on the phone, and then you won't have to get all gussied up.

• Dennis Finch : Hey hey, oh, you're Jack's daughter - you babe. Dennis Finch, Jack's executive assistant. His right-hand man. Actually, he's more like a father to me.

  Maya Gallo : Ah, then you haven't seen him in a year either.

• Nina Van Horn : She'll be gone by the end of the day.

  Dennis Finch : Great; just make it look like an accident.

  Nina Van Horn : No, no, no! She's leaving on her own.

  Dennis Finch : Got it; we never spoke.

  [Nina smiles quizzically and gives a thumbs-up]