Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Lies & Dolls (1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Come on, have a little faith in the girl. Nina could play that part.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, thank you, Jack.

  Jack Gallo : I totally buy you as a homewrecker.

  Nina Van Horn : Homemaker.

  Jack Gallo : Oh, you're no good for that.

• Jack Gallo : Is that all you do all day? Make wise-ass comments?

  Dennis Finch : No. I answer the phone funny.

• Nina Van Horn : Who wants to try a bowl of delicious home-made my stuffin'?

  Jack Gallo : Nina, there's nothing in that bowl.

  Dennis Finch : And by bowl he means your head.

• Nina Van Horn : I have an hour until my audition, so I want to stay in character. Listen to this. "Simple Times Stuffin', the easy way to spice up your next lynchin'."

  Jack Gallo : [reads Nina's script]  The word is "luncheon."

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, good. That makes my character that more likeable.

• Jack Gallo : Do you know what he said was the secret of his success? He said he didn't have an office.

  Dennis Finch : It's what shot me to the top.

• Jack Gallo : [about "The Six Million Dollar Man"]  I stopped watching when they gave bionics to the dog. You spend six million bucks on an animal, it should talk.