Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Maya Judging Amy (2001)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : I had no idea finding an assistant was so hard.
Jack Gallo : Be patient. The right one will never let you down. It may even become your best friend.
Maya Gallo : Dad, "it" is standing right there.
Jack Gallo : Oh, right. Sorry.
Dennis Finch : That's all right. "It" just got goosebumps.
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Nina Van Horn : I can put an end to this discussion if you agree to hire a man. This man.
[pulls out a photo]
Nina Van Horn : His name is Nacho. He works at my dry cleaners, but he wants to be an actor.
Maya Gallo : [gives photo back] Just let me know when Amy comes in.
Nina Van Horn : Hey, he can lick his own eyebrows!
Dennis Finch : Here, let me see that. Hey, I've seen this dude in a movie. A movie with all dudes.
Nina Van Horn : And why were you watching it?
Dennis Finch : I test myself once a year. I was A-OK.
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Nina Van Horn : Blush magazine is like an aquarium, where fish get together to put out a magazine.
Maya Gallo : Listen, I have some stuff to do...
Nina Van Horn : Just hear me out. Now in this aquarium, there are many, many different kinds of fish. There's the little goldfish like Finch; The huge octopus, which is Jack; the beautiful starfish, that would be yours truly; and the crusty barnacle, such as yourself.
Maya Gallo : What?
Nina Van Horn : Okay, you can be a sand worm. The point is, you bringing Amy was like bringing a black widow into our little aquarium.
Maya Gallo : That's not even a fish!
Nina Van Horn : Exactly! So what is she doing here?
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Nina Van Horn : Fire her, before she fires you.
Maya Gallo : I don't think she can do that.
Nina Van Horn : Maya, she threw her soda can in the trash. Not the recycling bin, the trash.
Maya Gallo : She is toast!
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Maya Gallo : I'd like to give you a parting gift, it's called advice. At your next job, stay quiet, do your work, and keep the balloons under the big top.
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Maya Gallo : I remember my first boss. Mr. Finkle. He was quite a boss. We used to call him Mr. Stinkle.
Amy Watson : Did he smell bad?
Maya Gallo : No, that was the thing. He was completely odorless.