David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : I had no idea finding an assistant was so hard.

  Jack Gallo : Be patient. The right one will never let you down. It may even become your best friend.

  Maya Gallo : Dad, "it" is standing right there.

  Jack Gallo : Oh, right. Sorry.

  Dennis Finch : That's all right. "It" just got goosebumps.

• Nina Van Horn : I can put an end to this discussion if you agree to hire a man. This man.

  [pulls out a photo] 

  Nina Van Horn : His name is Nacho. He works at my dry cleaners, but he wants to be an actor.

  Maya Gallo : [gives photo back]  Just let me know when Amy comes in.

  Nina Van Horn : Hey, he can lick his own eyebrows!

  Dennis Finch : Here, let me see that. Hey, I've seen this dude in a movie. A movie with all dudes.

  Nina Van Horn : And why were you watching it?

  Dennis Finch : I test myself once a year. I was A-OK.

• Dennis Finch : I'd like to be that coffee mug, That way she would have her lips all over me.

  Kevin Liotta : I'd like to be that spoon, so that she could pick me up by my ankles and dip me in steaming hot coffee.

• Dennis Finch : Are you game, baby? 'Cause I'm gamey, Amy.