Brian Posehn: Kevin Liotta

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : I'd like to be that coffee mug, That way she would have her lips all over me.

  Kevin Liotta : I'd like to be that spoon, so that she could pick me up by my ankles and dip me in steaming hot coffee.

• Kevin Liotta : I have butterflies in my stomach.

  Elliot DiMauro : Kevin, that's just nerves.

  Kevin Liotta : No, they're real butterflies. Long story.

  Elliot DiMauro : I'd save that story for your second date.

• Elliot DiMauro : You know, Kevin, I know a lot of women. I can hook you up.

  Kevin Liotta : Look, if this is a joke, it could end badly for you.

  Elliot DiMauro : No, I mean it. I can help you out.

  Kevin Liotta : We are talking about girls, right? I mean, you're not going to "helping me out."

• Kevin Liotta : You pick the movie. Just nothing where the animals talk like people. That always freaks me out.