Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Mayas and Tigers and Deans, Oh My (2001)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Dean Cassidy : Am I late? I took the express elevator and ended up on the roof.
Dennis Finch : That's where they're having the genius convention.
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Maya Gallo : Have you seen my new intern?
Dennis Finch : No. Maybe that's why I had to buy my own licorice.
Maya Gallo : Dennis, he's not here to be your gofer, he's here to learn.
Dennis Finch : Well, he can learn to kiss my tiny heinie.
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Zigmund : I am looking for Nina Van Horn.
Dennis Finch : And you are?
Zigmund : The Amazing Zigmund! It's on my card.
Dennis Finch : Dude, I don't have your card.
Zigmund : You do have my card. It's inside that banana.
Dennis Finch : Oh, my God!
Zigmund : Thank you!
Dennis Finch : Dude, I brought this from home!
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Dennis Finch : You should have seen it. This little blonde hottie was all boo-hoo, then she tripped on a mop and did a flippity-flop, and she fell on her fanny and I saw a little panty.
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Maya Gallo : Where have you been?
Dean Cassidy : I was waiting in line for your sandwich.
Maya Gallo : [opens bag] What part of whole wheat don't you understand?
Dean Cassidy : They were out, so I just assumed...
Maya Gallo : Lesson number one: a good journalist doesn't assume.
Dennis Finch : Lesson number two: have your dad own the magazine.
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Dean Cassidy : She is crazy!
Dennis Finch : You know what they say. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
Dean Cassidy : How old are you?
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Dennis Finch : What are you doing? That's not his job.
Maya Gallo : His job is whatever I tell him to do.
Dennis Finch : [answers phone] Mistress Maya's House of Discipline.