Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Miss Pretty (1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Sorry I'm late. I just had the most horrific experience.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, did Dorothy's house fall on you?

  Nina Van Horn : Back off, Munchkin.

• Nina Van Horn : Dennis, is it worth cutting off a toe to fit into a really great pair of shoes?

  Dennis Finch : They make your legs look great.

  Nina Van Horn : Good bye, little piggy.

• Nina Van Horn : Oh, my God! Carol Flankenship. Where can I hide?

  Dennis Finch : Quick, behind this pencil.

• Nina Van Horn : That woman is so obnoxious. Every other word out of her mouth is "delicious". "Oh, that coat looks delicious!" "Oh, that movie was delicious!" "Oh, look at the moon. Isn't it delicious?"

  Elliot DiMauro : [impatient]  Where the hell is the Chinese food? Sorry. I'm starving. Please stop saying delicious.

• Carol Flankenship : By the way, your purse is delicious.

  Nina Van Horn : [angrily tries to force it down her throat]  Why don't you just eat it, then?

• Maya Gallo : Nina, for the last time, I'm not a lesbian.

  Nina Van Horn : Yeah, right. I've seen the way you walk by, shaking your tush. I know that's for me. Well, sorry, toots, but my bus doesn't stop there.