Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Miss Pretty (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• Jack Gallo : Our meetings have been a disorganized mess lately. So last night I wrote down ideas on how to improve them.

  Dennis Finch : Let me see. All it says here is the word "Ideas" and drawings of fighter planes blowing up Godzilla.

  Jack Gallo : Not bad, eh?

• Nina Van Horn : Sorry I'm late. I just had the most horrific experience.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, did Dorothy's house fall on you?

  Nina Van Horn : Back off, Munchkin.

• Jack Gallo : Will everyone please focus?

  Dennis Finch : Jack, your new Slushie machine is here.

  Jack Gallo : Meeting adjourned.

• Nina Van Horn : Dennis, is it worth cutting off a toe to fit into a really great pair of shoes?

  Dennis Finch : They make your legs look great.

  Nina Van Horn : Good bye, little piggy.

• Nina Van Horn : Oh, my God! Carol Flankenship. Where can I hide?

  Dennis Finch : Quick, behind this pencil.

• Maya Gallo : Get me a meeting with him. Today, if possible.

  Dennis Finch : That's not my job.

  Maya Gallo : What is your job?

  Dennis Finch : No one knows.

• Kurt : What kind of freak writes this?

  Dennis Finch : He's kind of a loner. Rides from town to town on a Harley. Running from a crime he didn't commit, but taking time out to keep the ladies happy.

  Kurt : It's you, isn't it?

  Dennis Finch : Yes.

• Dennis Finch : You think I asked for this talent? I'ts a curse. You think Peter Parker wanted to be bitten by that radioactive spider?

  Kurt : No.

  Dennis Finch : That's right. But being a superhero, he did his duty. And by the way, that guy wore spandex, which is way gayer than anything I'm doing.

• Dennis Finch : Thank God you could make it.

  Kurt : Make it fast. I'm getting ready for a deposition.

  Dennis Finch : Calm down, you're not a real lawyer, you're a professional victim.

  Kurt : I have three days to nail down the symptoms of rabies. I won't get a nickel unless I'm foaming like the Jersey shore.

• Kurt : Finch, you suck.

  Dennis Finch : You suck.

  Kurt : Well, guess what? My sister called and she said you have hands like a girl.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, well, she has boobs like a boy.

• Dennis Finch : If word of this got around where I work, the teasing will not stop, and believe me, I have it coming.