Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Miss Pretty (1999)

Willie Garson: Kurt

Quotes 

• Kurt : What kind of freak writes this?

  Dennis Finch : He's kind of a loner. Rides from town to town on a Harley. Running from a crime he didn't commit, but taking time out to keep the ladies happy.

  Kurt : It's you, isn't it?

  Dennis Finch : Yes.

• Dennis Finch : You think I asked for this talent? I'ts a curse. You think Peter Parker wanted to be bitten by that radioactive spider?

  Kurt : No.

  Dennis Finch : That's right. But being a superhero, he did his duty. And by the way, that guy wore spandex, which is way gayer than anything I'm doing.

• Dennis Finch : Thank God you could make it.

  Kurt : Make it fast. I'm getting ready for a deposition.

  Dennis Finch : Calm down, you're not a real lawyer, you're a professional victim.

  Kurt : I have three days to nail down the symptoms of rabies. I won't get a nickel unless I'm foaming like the Jersey shore.

• Kurt : Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to.

  [walks over to two women at the bar] 

  Kurt : [English accent]  Hello, ladies. I'm Phil Collins.

• Kurt : Finch, you suck.

  Dennis Finch : You suck.

  Kurt : Well, guess what? My sister called and she said you have hands like a girl.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, well, she has boobs like a boy.