George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• [Dennis and Rhonda come out of the elevator after making out] 

  Jack Gallo : We've been waiting for the elevator for twenty minutes.

  Dennis Finch : Only eighteen of that was foreplay.

• Jack Gallo : Do you know how I got rich?

  Nina Van Horn : Your parents exploited poor immigrant laborin sweatshops and left their blood money to you?

  Jack Gallo : Sure, that gave me a boost in the beginning...

• Rhonda Ferrara : So you're Chief Moneybuckets. You look like a couple handsful of fun. Let's say we undo some of those vest buttons and watch the raft inflate?

  Jack Gallo : [uneasy]  She seems nice.

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, I want you to find all the information you can on a Marjorie Moynihan.

  Dennis Finch : The maid? Dude, you can do better than that.

• Jack Gallo : Marjorie, Nina and I were involved in a petty competition, and we may have led you to believe that we care more about you than we actually do.

  Marjorie Moynihan : How much do you care about me?

  Jack Gallo : Very, very little.

  Nina Van Horn : Even less.

• Jack Gallo : What is that on your neck? Did you get branded?

  Dennis Finch : No. Rhonda heated up a belt buckle and gave me a little love burn.

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, this woman, is she holding you against your will?

  Dennis Finch : No, we're cool.

  Jack Gallo : I see. She's watching us, isn't she? Blink three times if you want me to call the authorities.