David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• [Dennis and Rhonda come out of the elevator after making out] 

  Jack Gallo : We've been waiting for the elevator for twenty minutes.

  Dennis Finch : Only eighteen of that was foreplay.

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, I want you to find all the information you can on a Marjorie Moynihan.

  Dennis Finch : The maid? Dude, you can do better than that.

• Maya Gallo : Mike is so great. We met at a self-fulfilment seminar. It's so great to have someone who gets you.

  Dennis Finch : I know. It's like with me and Rhonda.

  Maya Gallo : The way he laughs, the way he kisses...

  Dennis Finch : The way she cuffs me, the way she doesn't leave bruises...

  [both sigh in unison] 

• Jack Gallo : What is that on your neck? Did you get branded?

  Dennis Finch : No. Rhonda heated up a belt buckle and gave me a little love burn.

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, this woman, is she holding you against your will?

  Dennis Finch : No, we're cool.

  Jack Gallo : I see. She's watching us, isn't she? Blink three times if you want me to call the authorities.

• Dennis Finch : You know, I've met a lot of girls and some were filthy and some were dirty - but she was filthy AND dirty, she had it all.