George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : I need help deciding what to give Maya for her birthday.

  Elliot DiMauro : You know what I give my grandma? A book of coupons. She can use it for things like lunches, checker dates, and free back rubs.

  Jack Gallo : How about instead of creepy grandma dollars, I just give her regular American dollars?

  Elliot DiMauro : You're judging me, aren't you?

  Jack Gallo : You rub your grandma.

• Elliot DiMauro : You know what I'm not going to do with this money? Spend it on my grammy.

  Jack Gallo : Yes, you will.

  Elliot DiMauro : She's got a hold on me, Jack.