"Just Shoot Me!" Nina's Choice (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

  • Maya Gallo : Nina, what were you thinking, helping an escaped killer?

    Nina Van Horn : He's not a killer! Good God, Maya! What do you think of me? Murder isn't sexy. Now robbing a bank... Grrrr!

  • Roy : [door knocks]  Oh, crap! It's the police.

    Nina Van Horn : It's not the police.

    Justin : This is the FBI.

    Nina Van Horn : See? I told you.

  • Roy : Come with me.

    Nina Van Horn : Where?

    Roy : I don't know, Mexico.

    Nina Van Horn : No, I can't go to Mexico.

    Roy : Why not?

    Nina Van Horn : They won't let me in anymore.

  • Maya Gallo : Nina, may I give you a piece of advice?

    Nina Van Horn : No, thank you.

    Maya Gallo : You always seem to make bad decisions when it comes to men.

    Nina Van Horn : Please. I'll have you know most of my marriages have ended in death.

  • Nina Van Horn : You always talk about how superficial I am. You look at Roy and all you see is a criminal, whereas I see him as he really is, handsome and sexy and gorgeous and rugged.

  • Justin : Hello, I'm Special Agent Justin.

    Nina Van Horn : My, somebody has a high opinion of himself.

  • Maya Gallo : Wait a minute! You're dating an escaped convict and the cop tracking him down?

    Nina Van Horn : I know it's wrong, Maya. I never date two men at the same time, with the notable exception of the Amazing Ching Brothers who were joined at the hip. But I only loved the one on the right.

  • Maya Gallo : Nina, don't you see what's happening? You are faced with the most basic decision: Good versus evil. Now it really can't be that hard. Good... versus evil. What do you choose?

    Nina Van Horn : I know from the tone of your voice that the answer must be obvious.

  • Justin : Any idea where he might have gone?

    Nina Van Horn : Not Mexico, that's for sure.

    Justin : How do you know that?

    Nina Van Horn : He likes tap water. That's all he ever talks about.

  • Nina Van Horn : I've made a list of their pros and cons.

    Maya Gallo : Roy *is* a con!

    Nina Van Horn : I know. I have that written here.

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