Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina's Choice (1999)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Nina, what were you thinking, helping an escaped killer?
Nina Van Horn : He's not a killer! Good God, Maya! What do you think of me? Murder isn't sexy. Now robbing a bank... Grrrr!
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Roy : [door knocks] Oh, crap! It's the police.
Nina Van Horn : It's not the police.
Justin : This is the FBI.
Nina Van Horn : See? I told you.
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Roy : Come with me.
Nina Van Horn : Where?
Roy : I don't know, Mexico.
Nina Van Horn : No, I can't go to Mexico.
Roy : Why not?
Nina Van Horn : They won't let me in anymore.
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Maya Gallo : Nina, may I give you a piece of advice?
Nina Van Horn : No, thank you.
Maya Gallo : You always seem to make bad decisions when it comes to men.
Nina Van Horn : Please. I'll have you know most of my marriages have ended in death.
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Nina Van Horn : You always talk about how superficial I am. You look at Roy and all you see is a criminal, whereas I see him as he really is, handsome and sexy and gorgeous and rugged.
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Justin : Hello, I'm Special Agent Justin.
Nina Van Horn : My, somebody has a high opinion of himself.
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Maya Gallo : Wait a minute! You're dating an escaped convict and the cop tracking him down?
Nina Van Horn : I know it's wrong, Maya. I never date two men at the same time, with the notable exception of the Amazing Ching Brothers who were joined at the hip. But I only loved the one on the right.
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Maya Gallo : Nina, don't you see what's happening? You are faced with the most basic decision: Good versus evil. Now it really can't be that hard. Good... versus evil. What do you choose?
Nina Van Horn : I know from the tone of your voice that the answer must be obvious.
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Justin : Any idea where he might have gone?
Nina Van Horn : Not Mexico, that's for sure.
Justin : How do you know that?
Nina Van Horn : He likes tap water. That's all he ever talks about.
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Nina Van Horn : I've made a list of their pros and cons.
Maya Gallo : Roy *is* a con!
Nina Van Horn : I know. I have that written here.