Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina's Choice (1999)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : Five bucks if he sniffs at least two bagels.
Elliot DiMauro : Why would he sniff a bagel?
Dennis Finch : Dude, I don't know. Why does he rub the faxes on his face? Do you want to bet?
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Elliot DiMauro : Remind me never to eat the bagels.
Dennis Finch : Or drink the apple juice.
Elliot DiMauro : The apple...
Dennis Finch : You don't wanna know.
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Elliot DiMauro : You're betting on me now? I thought we were betting on him.
Dennis Finch : I go where the action takes me, dude.
Jack Gallo : Ha! There it is! Pay up.
Elliot DiMauro : Damn it.
Dennis Finch : What is this?
Elliot DiMauro : I bet Jack you wouldn't say "dude" in the next fifteen minutes.
Jack Gallo : But you came through like the predictable little monkey you are, "dude".
Dennis Finch : I only say it because I can't remember your names.
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Jack Gallo : My nose itches.
Elliot DiMauro : So scratch it.
Jack Gallo : You'd like that, wouldn't you?