Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Prescription for Love (2000)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : So sorry I'm late. My friend Binnie and I had a huge fight. Her new fiancee moved into the apartment, and suddenly there are rules about smoking next to his oxygen tent.

• Dennis Finch : I've been between apartments ever since my wife passed away.

  Nina Van Horn : She's not dead.

  Dennis Finch : It's a coping strategy, my doctor said it's fine!

• Nina Van Horn : [looking at a naked Dennis]  It's like looking at a young Nadia Comaneci.

• Nina Van Horn : You know, I'm going to treat you differently from now on.

  Dennis Finch : Me too.

  Nina Van Horn : Except during the day, when I'll continue to make fun of your puny physique and how you never get any sex.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah. And don't expect me to ease up on the jokes on your sluttiness and, you know, glug-glug-glug.