Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Prescription for Love (2000)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : Poor Maya. Once again you've embarrassed yourself.

  [puts feet on table, has on fuzzy slippers] 

  Maya Gallo : What's with the slippers?

  Dennis Finch : Calm down. They're not real fur.

• Maya Gallo : There's Elliot's cover girl. Gosh, I bet she's bright. "Hello, I'm a skinny model. Do you like my purse? It's smarter than I am."

  Dennis Finch : [funny voice]  "Hi there, Finch. Can you give me a spanking?" Wait, what are we playing?

• Dennis Finch : I've been between apartments ever since my wife passed away.

  Nina Van Horn : She's not dead.

  Dennis Finch : It's a coping strategy, my doctor said it's fine!

• Nina Van Horn : You know, I'm going to treat you differently from now on.

  Dennis Finch : Me too.

  Nina Van Horn : Except during the day, when I'll continue to make fun of your puny physique and how you never get any sex.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah. And don't expect me to ease up on the jokes on your sluttiness and, you know, glug-glug-glug.