"Just Shoot Me!" Puppetmaster (TV Episode 1998) - Wendie Malick as Nina Van Horn

Nina Van Horn : You know how everyone says that to plan for the future you should make a sound financial investment? Well, I've taken the plunge.

Elliot DiMauro : Great. Is it that mutual fund I told you about?

Nina Van Horn : Better. A trendy new nightclub.

Dennis Finch : Shrewd plan. But for safety's sake, you should take some of that money and throw it off a plane.
Steven : By the way, I like your outfit.

Nina Van Horn : Oh, it's real giraffe. My friend Binnie accidentally ran it over at a party in Michael Jackson's ranch.
Nina Van Horn : I have good news.

Dennis Finch : They delivered the bleachers for your bedroom?

Nina Van Horn : At least in my bedroom it's not a one-man show.
Dennis Finch : Told you that club was a bad investment.

Nina Van Horn : You know what's a bad investment? Letting your money sit in a bank while your dreams go unfulfilled. Well, maybe it didn't turn out like I planned, but I got on that merry-go-round and reached for that brass ring, and for one brief, shining, fiery moment, I was dazzling!

Dennis Finch : No insurance?

Nina Van Horn : [crying] Not a dime!
Maya Gallo : Is he saying what I think he's saying?

Dennis Finch : Don't worry. He just wants to nail Nina.

Nina Van Horn : Oh, that is so sweet! I really needed that today.
Elliot DiMauro : So, does this obnoxious place have a name?

Nina Van Horn : No. No name, no sign, no one will be able to find it. So, intrigued?

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn