Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Sewer! (1998)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Maya, your style is fabulous. What did you use on your hair?
Maya Gallo : Raw sewage.
Nina Van Horn : Boy, they really are running out of good names.
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Maya Gallo : Oh, it just occurred to me that I forgot to warn you about Elliot. He didn't try to hit on you, did he?
Erin Simon : Yup.
Maya Gallo : Unbelievable! I would've liked to have seen how you handled him.
[Elliot walks in from the guest room, wearing a robe]
Maya Gallo : I take that back.
Elliot DiMauro : Maya, mind if I use your robe?
Maya Gallo : Not at all. Mind closing it?
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Jack Gallo : Some years ago I was in Chicago on business, and everyone is telling me about the ribs on this place called Twin Anchors. Well, I walked all over that damned city and didn't find it, so I stop at a little grocery store for directions, and I find this tiny old woman making tamales.
Maya Gallo : Don't tell me, the best Mexican food you have ever eaten.
Jack Gallo : Nope, I got food poisoning.
Maya Gallo : Is there a point to this story?
Jack Gallo : Yes. The delivery girl from the pharmacy next door had the finest bosoms I have ever seen. And this was back when bosoms were real, Maya.
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Nina Van Horn : But you have to come. I'm making my special punch.
Maya Gallo : You mean vodka and food coloring?
Nina Van Horn : Who told you?
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Maya Gallo : My contact says they're dumping tonight. You know how it is with sources.
Erin Simon : Tell me about it. I had a midnight rendezvous with my contact in Lebanon. I'm five minutes late, his head comes rolling down the street like a soccer ball.
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Maya Gallo : So, what are you working on?
Erin Simon : I've been uncovering human rights violations in Eastern Europe.
Maya Gallo : Oh, I'm working on quite the hard-hitting piece myself.
Elliot DiMauro : Maya, we need to fill a page. Write something to go with this butt shot.
Maya Gallo : Not now, Elliot.
Elliot DiMauro : If at all possible, try to avoid using the word "asstastic". We've already used it twice this issue.
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Elliot DiMauro : Hey, Maya. Mind if I use your toothbrush?
Maya Gallo : Not at all. That's the one I use for grout.
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Mel : I once saw my dad wrestle an alligator. All I could do is stand there and watch in horror.
Maya Gallo : Wow. Where was that?
Mel : Right over there.
Maya Gallo : That's where I had my sandwich.