Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Sewer! (1998)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Maya, your style is fabulous. What did you use on your hair?
Maya Gallo : Raw sewage.
Nina Van Horn : Boy, they really are running out of good names.
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Nina Van Horn : Is there anything worse than Monday morning?
Elliot DiMauro : It's Wednesday afternoon. Where have you been all week?
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Nina Van Horn : You may be arranging the party, but I'm going to give him the best present.
Dennis Finch : Oh, you will, will you?
[shows Nina his present to Jack]
Nina Van Horn : Earmuffs?
Dennis Finch : Not just earmuffs. There's a chip in the fur that plays classic routines from comedy duos.
Nina Van Horn : That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. He'll love it!
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Nina Van Horn : But you have to come. I'm making my special punch.
Maya Gallo : You mean vodka and food coloring?
Nina Van Horn : Who told you?