Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Sewer! (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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Quotes 

• [Nina comes in with an orangutan] 

  Dennis Finch : Hey, I've seen this movie - "Every Which Way But Sober."

• Nina Van Horn : You may be arranging the party, but I'm going to give him the best present.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, you will, will you?

  [shows Nina his present to Jack] 

  Nina Van Horn : Earmuffs?

  Dennis Finch : Not just earmuffs. There's a chip in the fur that plays classic routines from comedy duos.

  Nina Van Horn : That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. He'll love it!

• Dennis Finch : Hi. I'm Dennis Finch. I don't know you, but I think you're kinda cute. I would like to have sex with you. Brief, passionate sex followed by an eight-hour nap. The next morning I will brag about you to everyone. Oh, yes, I will brag. So what do you say?

  Kimmy : Get away from me, or I'll staple your head to the wall.

  Dennis Finch : Okay. Nice talking to you.

  [walks over to desk] 

  Dennis Finch : Lesbian.

• Dennis Finch : So whatever happened to the chick with the nice ones?

  Jack Gallo : Sheila in accounting.