Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Sewer! (1998)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Oh, it just occurred to me that I forgot to warn you about Elliot. He didn't try to hit on you, did he?

  Erin Simon : Yup.

  Maya Gallo : Unbelievable! I would've liked to have seen how you handled him.

  [Elliot walks in from the guest room, wearing a robe] 

  Maya Gallo : I take that back.

  Elliot DiMauro : Maya, mind if I use your robe?

  Maya Gallo : Not at all. Mind closing it?

• Nina Van Horn : Is there anything worse than Monday morning?

  Elliot DiMauro : It's Wednesday afternoon. Where have you been all week?

• Elliot DiMauro : How's it like working with a monkey again?

  Cowboy Pete : Like the hell I can never escape.

• Maya Gallo : So, what are you working on?

  Erin Simon : I've been uncovering human rights violations in Eastern Europe.

  Maya Gallo : Oh, I'm working on quite the hard-hitting piece myself.

  Elliot DiMauro : Maya, we need to fill a page. Write something to go with this butt shot.

  Maya Gallo : Not now, Elliot.

  Elliot DiMauro : If at all possible, try to avoid using the word "asstastic". We've already used it twice this issue.

• Elliot DiMauro : Hey, Maya. Mind if I use your toothbrush?

  Maya Gallo : Not at all. That's the one I use for grout.

• Elliot DiMauro : Maya, I'm a gentleman. I'm not going to tell you what I did or didn't do to Erin. But if you must know, ask Finch.