Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Shaking Private Trainer (1999)
Neal McDonough: Craig
Quotes
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Craig : Miss Van Horn, maybe later you and I could go out for a smoothie.
Nina Van Horn : That's a colorful way of putting it, but the answer is no.
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Nina Van Horn : Is it because I won't go out with you? I would tell you why, but I don't really know myself. Huh... I'm complex.
Craig : Oh, I am a failure. I have disgraced myself, the Navy, and the good Noodleman name.
Nina Van Horn : Noodleman? That used to be my last name! Where are you from?
Craig : Colby, Kansas.
Nina Van Horn : Good God! Whose your pappy?
Craig : Bud.
Nina Van Horn : Holy smokes, we're cousins!
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Nina Van Horn : Sorry, Craig, but I'm not the only one who doesn't want to get sweaty with you. Why don't I want to get sweaty with you?
Craig : Ma'am, that is a question I ask myself each and every night as I cry into my pillow like a sad, little boy.
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Craig : Oh, my Lord! My nipple's pierced! Where does that chain go?... Oh!