Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Sid & Nina (2001)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Dad, didn't your doctor warn you about cheese?
Jack Gallo : He said too much cheese.
Maya Gallo : How much is too much?
Jack Gallo : Exactly.
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Maya Gallo : I know what this is. You only want Hellen because she's with another man.
Jack Gallo : That's ridiculous. You obviously know nothing about male behavior.
Maya Gallo : I know what I saw. Yesterday she didn't have any oomph. Elliot sits down, and suddenly - Bang! Poof! - Oomph!
Jack Gallo : Seriously, people across the street can hear you.
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Maya Gallo : Here's my piece on face lifts under thirty.
Jack Gallo : Thank you.
Maya Gallo : And here's my written protest.
Jack Gallo : I'll put in in your file.
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Maya Gallo : So how did your date with Helen go?
Jack Gallo : Well...
Maya Gallo : I knew it! You dumped her!
Jack Gallo : It's just that I thought it through, and...
Maya Gallo : Let me guess. Not enough oomph?
Jack Gallo : And hardly any vavoom.
Maya Gallo : What about ha-cha-cha?
Jack Gallo : Your words, not mine.