Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Softball (1999)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
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Quotes
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Maya Gallo : I didn't know we had a softball team.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, we have our annual game against Cosmo this Saturday.
Maya Gallo : I don't remember a game last year.
Dennis Finch : Well, it was called on account of a minor incident the year before. Nina provided protein drinks and we had to forfeit the game because we thought the world was being attacked by giant hummingbirds.
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Maya Gallo : Competition brings out the worst in people.
Nina Van Horn : Actually, bike shorts bring out the worst in people.
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Maya Gallo : Shouldn't we go practice?
Dennis Finch : Not in this weather. There's something about my shape and chemical composition that makes me a human lighting rod.
Maya Gallo : It's just rain! You're not going to melt!
Nina Van Horn : Sure. That's what they told my best friend Binnie.
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Dennis Finch : Maya, I'm taking you out of the game.
Maya Gallo : Yeah? You and how many Green Berets?
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Maya Gallo : What position do you play?
Dennis Finch : Catcher. Also the manager. Because of the three P's: poise, patience, and psex appeal.
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Nina Van Horn : Hey, Maya. We're thinking on a nickname for you.
Maya Gallo : I don't want a nickname. I wanna pitch.
Elliot DiMauro : How about Swifty?
Glenn : Rocket?
Dennis Finch : Screamer?
Nina Van Horn : Already taken.
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Maya Gallo : You are all my bitches!
[yelled confidently, after pitching a near-perfect game]