Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Softball (1999)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
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Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Competition brings out the worst in people.
Nina Van Horn : Actually, bike shorts bring out the worst in people.
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Maya Gallo : Shouldn't we go practice?
Dennis Finch : Not in this weather. There's something about my shape and chemical composition that makes me a human lighting rod.
Maya Gallo : It's just rain! You're not going to melt!
Nina Van Horn : Sure. That's what they told my best friend Binnie.
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Nina Van Horn : It's not about winning or losing, it's about destroying their self-esteem. It's fun.
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Nina Van Horn : Hey, Garvey! How's it feel to retire before baseball player salaries skyrocketed?
Steve Garvey : Hey, Nina! How did it feel to go to your senior prom?
Nina Van Horn : [sobbing] Who says I really wanted to go?
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Nina Van Horn : Hey, Maya. We're thinking on a nickname for you.
Maya Gallo : I don't want a nickname. I wanna pitch.
Elliot DiMauro : How about Swifty?
Glenn : Rocket?
Dennis Finch : Screamer?
Nina Van Horn : Already taken.
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Glenn : Up next at bat is Maya Gallo, or as I like to call her, The Flash.
Nina Van Horn : Taken!