Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Softball (1999)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Dennis Finch : I know you like to think of this as your team, but remember, this is my team. My team! I don't ask that you to love me, but I do demand your respect.
[to pretty woman]
Dennis Finch : Scratch that. I ask you to love me.
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Glenn : I, for one, do not enjoy looking like a fool.
Dennis Finch : You're gonna have to take that one up with God.
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Maya Gallo : I didn't know we had a softball team.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, we have our annual game against Cosmo this Saturday.
Maya Gallo : I don't remember a game last year.
Dennis Finch : Well, it was called on account of a minor incident the year before. Nina provided protein drinks and we had to forfeit the game because we thought the world was being attacked by giant hummingbirds.
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Maya Gallo : Shouldn't we go practice?
Dennis Finch : Not in this weather. There's something about my shape and chemical composition that makes me a human lighting rod.
Maya Gallo : It's just rain! You're not going to melt!
Nina Van Horn : Sure. That's what they told my best friend Binnie.
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Dennis Finch : Maya, I'm taking you out of the game.
Maya Gallo : Yeah? You and how many Green Berets?
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Maya Gallo : What position do you play?
Dennis Finch : Catcher. Also the manager. Because of the three P's: poise, patience, and psex appeal.
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Jack Gallo : Dennis, have you seen my Louisville Slugger?
Dennis Finch : Don't you remember? You were swinging it around in your office and it flew out of your hands and out the window.
Jack Gallo : Doesn't ring a bell.
Dennis Finch : Oh, come on. It fell twenty-three stories, went through the roof of a Gypsy cab and gave that German tourist a deep thigh bruise.
Jack Gallo : Oh, yeah. Master race my ass. That guy was crying like a baby.
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Dennis Finch : I just got off the phone with my contact from the National Weather Center.
Elliot DiMauro : You mean the recording?
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Nina Van Horn : Hey, Maya. We're thinking on a nickname for you.
Maya Gallo : I don't want a nickname. I wanna pitch.
Elliot DiMauro : How about Swifty?
Glenn : Rocket?
Dennis Finch : Screamer?
Nina Van Horn : Already taken.
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Elliot DiMauro : [thinking] Springtime. Hope. Baseball. Through all our tribulant times, one thing never changes: baseball.
Dennis Finch : Hey, Clueless Joe. Cup goes in front.
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Dennis Finch : Hey, new guy. Can you hit?
Steve Garvey : Well, I was the National League MVP...
Dennis Finch : Yeah, whatever. Grab a bat.