Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Tea & Secrecy (2000)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : Nina, I swear to God, if you tell a soul, I will tell the entire staff your real age.
Nina Van Horn : You don't know my real age.
[Elliot whispers into Nina's ear]
Nina Van Horn : Your secret will go with me to my grave.
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Dennis Finch : Hold on. You know something.
Nina Van Horn : No, I don't.
Dennis Finch : Yes, you do. You're twitching.
Nina Van Horn : Can't a girl have a twitch?
Dennis Finch : That's an "I've got an itch to snitch" twitch.
Nina Van Horn : Who are you, Dr. Seuss?
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Nina Van Horn : But for God's sake, the copy room? Show some class. The supply room has an air mattress and a boom box.
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Dennis Finch : I can tell it's a good one, so I'll tell you something first. You know the night janitors? They all have wives named Lois.
Nina Van Horn : Yeah, so?
Dennis Finch : So there's like eight of them! Am I the only one that finds that weird?
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Nina Van Horn : I've had my share of office romances. Some work out, some don't. But if we act like adults, no one gets hurt.
Nina Van Horn : [to a man passing by] Unless someone doesn't want to leave their shrew of a wife!