David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : [as Dennis puts a donut in Jack's diet food]  What are you doing?

  Dennis Finch : Fortifying his diet with a little vitamin Finch.

  Elliot DiMauro : Jack's not going to believe that donut is diet.

  Dennis Finch : That's where you're wrong, my friend. People will believe anything, no matter how cuckoo it is, as long as it's what they want to believe.

  Elliot DiMauro : Like how we got you to believe that the white Miata was a cool guy car?

  Dennis Finch : Doesn't matter. Traded it in for a sweet Cabriolet.

• Dennis Finch : Nina, your rock star boyfriend is on his way up to see you.

  Nina Van Horn : Ah, Simon. That man makes me feel like a schoolgirl.

  Dennis Finch : Well, I don't see you naked and a satisfied school band.

  Nina Van Horn : Said the man who went to the junior prom with the lunch lady.

  Dennis Finch : Bertha Robinson was a handsome older woman. And she made a dynamite sloppy joe.

• Elliot DiMauro : You are such a loser.

  Dennis Finch : Elle McPherson called you.

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh, my God! I forgot to feed her goldfish!