Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Assistant (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Do you know why I am so happy today?

  Dennis Finch : Because, according to the Aztec calendar, you're still sixteen?

• Dennis Finch : So you're going to match wits against an angry feminist and an intellectual? Nina, have you learned nothing from that massacre on Celebrity Jeopardy?

  Elliot DiMauro : Only that the Daily Double isn't two shots of vodka.

• Nina Van Horn : I have something in my purse for a headache.

  Dennis Finch : That's what you told Elvis.