Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Devil and Maya Gallo (1997)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Come see your new office.

  Maya Gallo : I don't need a new office. I don't want a new office.

  [cut to Maya at the office] 

  Maya Gallo : [delighted]  Look at my new office!

• Jack Gallo : Why are things so serious with you? Relax, have some fun.

  Maya Gallo : I will have you know that I do have fun. I go to... I collect... Believe me, I have fun.

• Maya Gallo : But what about my new stories?

  Dennis Finch : Shh. If you say them out loud they won't come true.

• Maya Gallo : Here's my new idea.

  Jack Gallo : Lay it on me.

  Maya Gallo : A hard-hitting expose on the apalling working conditions of foreign workers on the garment industry.

  Dennis Finch : Boo-hoo.

  Nina Van Horn : Maya, you're new here, so let me introduce you to the phrase "pooping in your own nest."

• Jack Gallo : I haven't shown you the company credit cards.

  Maya Gallo : Why do we need credit cards?

  Jack Gallo : Look, a hologram of a bird. I bet if you showed this to a caveman, he'd have a heart attack.

• Elliot DiMauro : On a scale from nine to ten how much did you missed me?

  Maya : If nine is not at all, then four.

  Dennis : Ha, ha, haa.