Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Devil and Maya Gallo (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• Dennis Finch : Maya this and Maya that. Next thing you know, she'll be getting my weekend at the company yacht.

  Nina Van Horn : We have a company yacht?

  Dennis Finch : No.

• Maya Gallo : But what about my new stories?

  Dennis Finch : Shh. If you say them out loud they won't come true.

• Maya Gallo : Here's my new idea.

  Jack Gallo : Lay it on me.

  Maya Gallo : A hard-hitting expose on the apalling working conditions of foreign workers on the garment industry.

  Dennis Finch : Boo-hoo.

  Nina Van Horn : Maya, you're new here, so let me introduce you to the phrase "pooping in your own nest."

• Elliot DiMauro : I'm off to shoot my salute to the thong, and this time it's a closed set.

  Dennis Finch : What? I need to measure the floors for insurance purposes.

  Elliot DiMauro : Please. Half the photographs have your head in them.

• Elliot DiMauro : On a scale from nine to ten how much did you missed me?

  Maya : If nine is not at all, then four.

  Dennis : Ha, ha, haa.