Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Emperor (1998)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : I love Sting. What's the charity?

  Nina Van Horn : It's a proposition against human cloning.

  Maya Gallo : They're raising money for that already?

  Nina Van Horn : It's never too late to hop in on a new cause. Otherwise you end up with something passé like orphans.

• Maya Gallo : How am I gonna pass for Nina?

  Dennis Finch : Eat nothing, drink everything, wake up in the coatroom.

• Maya Gallo : Dennis, did you see that? Robert De Niro just spilt his drink on me. This is the best party ever!

• Oskar Milos : What else would you change?

  Maya Gallo : Well, I would lower the waist.

  Oskar Milos : To where?

  Maya Gallo : The waist?

  Oskar Milos : Interesting.

• Maya Gallo : It's not fair. How come we don't get to go to any of these industry parties?

  Dennis Finch : Speak for yourself, nerd.

  Maya Gallo : What?

  Dennis Finch : Come hither and take a gander at my clippings. Here's me at a little music party called the Grammys. Here's me at the Bring in the Noise Kwanzaa party.

  Maya Gallo : Wait a minute. You're not in any of these pictures.

  Dennis Finch : Yes, I am. Here's the tip of my hat. Here's my elbow. See that expression on Barbra Streisand's face? That was when I asked James Brolin to take a look at my transmission.

• Maya Gallo : [Dennis has exited the limo and helps her out. She is surprised by the very enthusiastic reaction, not realizing that everyone can see her breasts, which are pixilated out]  . Wow, they must really like the dress.

  Dennis Finch : Of course they do, it's totally see-through.

  Maya Gallo : [Covering herself with her arms]  Oh my God, the lights.

  Oskar Milos : [Walks by to gloat in his revenge for Maya having dismissed his work by saying, "The emperor has no clothes."]  Now, who has, no clothes?