Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Experiment (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : Wait, I just remembered something; you're boring, and my legs work.

• Jack Gallo : Looks may help on the trivial stuff, but on the important stuff, uh-uh.

  Dennis Finch : No, that's when a little thing called nepotism kicks in.

• [after finding out Maya slept with Derek] 

  Elliot DiMauro : So, look who fell off her high horse.

  Nina Van Horn : And climbed back up on a stallion.

  Elliot DiMauro : Does the word hypocrite mean anything to you?

  Dennis Finch : It certainly doesn't mean anything to Derek.

• Jack Gallo : Finally, it's finished. I'm done.

  Dennis Finch : Jack, a fax just came for you.

  Jack Gallo : Look at that, Dennis. With my own two hands, I built something that will give my daughter joy, and no one can take that away from me.

  Dennis Finch : Except for the people at the Consumer Safety Commission. Toy's been recalled.

  Jack Gallo : Whatever the hell for?

  Dennis Finch : Allow me to demonstrate.

  Dennis Finch : [picks up a piece from toy]  I'm six to eighteen months old. Mmm, tasty, candy-like. I think I'll cram it down my esophagus.