Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Turning down a raise. Why doesn't he just drop trou and winky-tink on the American Constitution?

• Maya Gallo : They're acting like a couple of twelve-year-olds.

  Nina Van Horn : Please, Maya. Where I come from, twelve-year-olds don't go around chasing women. They're too busy tending the farm and raising their children.

• Jack Gallo : No one says "Nah" to Jack Gallo.

  Nina Van Horn : Are you going to fire him?

  Jack Gallo : No. I'm going to promote the hell out of him.

• Nina Van Horn : We finally did it! We got our revenge on Kevin!

  Jack Gallo : Nina, we were trying to help him.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh... Whoops!

• Nina Van Horn : I had a belt like that. I got it off Liza Minnelli while she was "taking a nap" on a bathroom floor. God, I love the Oscars.

• Nina Van Horn : Are you saying that you don't want more money? Because I find that very offensive.

  Kevin Liotta : I don't need more money.

  Nina Van Horn : Then spit on my face, why don't you?

• Maya Gallo : The devil's writing a book, the monster's getting a promotion... Is my life going nowhere?

  Nina Van Horn : No, it's not.