Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Mask (1998)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• [Maya is the only one in costume at the office] 

  Maya Gallo : That memo telling everyone to dress up, I'm the only one who got it, aren't I?

  Dennis Finch : I have no idea what you're talking about, but this just came to you from corporate. Next week is Topless Tuesday.

• Maya Gallo : Way to go, Nina. See? I'm not the only one in the Halloween spirit.

  Nina Van Horn : Today's Halloween?

• Dennis Finch : Every time I come in here, you're either slamming your dad or turning on the waterworks. Could you tell me what he did that was so bad?

  Jack Gallo : Thank you, Dennis.

  Maya Gallo : When I was five, he paid our doorman to pose as him and take me trick-or-treating.

  Dennis Finch : You're not my pretend dad anymore!

• Maya Gallo : [dressed as a fairy princess]  I don't care if everyone thinks I'm nuts. I'm going to have a good time.

  Elliot DiMauro : That's the spirit.

  Maya Gallo : Thank you, Elliot.

  Elliot DiMauro : You're welcome.

  [stands next to Dennis] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Now, could you please turn my little wooden friend here into a real boy?

• Maya Gallo : [dressed as fairy]  Dennis, what the hell?

  Dennis Finch : Attention, everyone! Did anyone here lose a tooth?