Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Mask (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• [Maya is the only one in costume at the office] 

  Maya Gallo : That memo telling everyone to dress up, I'm the only one who got it, aren't I?

  Dennis Finch : I have no idea what you're talking about, but this just came to you from corporate. Next week is Topless Tuesday.

• Dennis Finch : Every time I come in here, you're either slamming your dad or turning on the waterworks. Could you tell me what he did that was so bad?

  Jack Gallo : Thank you, Dennis.

  Maya Gallo : When I was five, he paid our doorman to pose as him and take me trick-or-treating.

  Dennis Finch : You're not my pretend dad anymore!

• Dennis Finch : I just went over Nina's roladex, and do you know what's missing?

  Elliot DiMauro : A working knowledge of the alphabet?

• Jack Gallo : I'm feeling in the Halloween mood. Dennis, go out and buy one of those paper skeletons and hang it on my door.

  Dennis Finch : Would you settle for an old poster of Nina in a bikini?

  Nina Van Horn : That is so sweet!

• Dennis Finch : Okay, maybe I was freaked out, but that doesn't change the fact that Binnie doesn't exist. I checked. There is no social security number.

  Elliot DiMauro : So she's never had a job? She lives off alimony.

  Dennis Finch : No driver's license?

  Elliot DiMauro : A lot of people in Manhattan don't drive.

  Dennis Finch : No arrests for public drunkeness?

  Elliot DiMauro : Go on...

• Elliot DiMauro : What do you mean it wasn't that scary? Psycho is the scariest movie of all time.

  Dennis Finch : Well, you've never seen home movies of my grandpa gumming an ear of corn.

• Maya Gallo : [dressed as fairy]  Dennis, what the hell?

  Dennis Finch : Attention, everyone! Did anyone here lose a tooth?

• Dennis Finch : So what's Binnie look like?

  Elliot DiMauro : You've never seen her either?

  Dennis Finch : No, but I picture a woman with a face put together like a ransom note.