- [Maya is the only one in costume at the office]
- Maya Gallo: That memo telling everyone to dress up, I'm the only one who got it, aren't I?
- Dennis Finch: I have no idea what you're talking about, but this just came to you from corporate. Next week is Topless Tuesday.
- Maya Gallo: Way to go, Nina. See? I'm not the only one in the Halloween spirit.
- Nina Van Horn: Today's Halloween?
- Dennis Finch: Every time I come in here, you're either slamming your dad or turning on the waterworks. Could you tell me what he did that was so bad?
- Jack Gallo: Thank you, Dennis.
- Maya Gallo: When I was five, he paid our doorman to pose as him and take me trick-or-treating.
- Dennis Finch: You're not my pretend dad anymore!
- Dennis Finch: I just went over Nina's roladex, and do you know what's missing?
- Elliot DiMauro: A working knowledge of the alphabet?
- Jack Gallo: I'm feeling in the Halloween mood. Dennis, go out and buy one of those paper skeletons and hang it on my door.
- Dennis Finch: Would you settle for an old poster of Nina in a bikini?
- Nina Van Horn: That is so sweet!
- Dennis Finch: Okay, maybe I was freaked out, but that doesn't change the fact that Binnie doesn't exist. I checked. There is no social security number.
- Elliot DiMauro: So she's never had a job? She lives off alimony.
- Dennis Finch: No driver's license?
- Elliot DiMauro: A lot of people in Manhattan don't drive.
- Dennis Finch: No arrests for public drunkeness?
- Elliot DiMauro: Go on...
- Maya Gallo: [dressed as a fairy princess] I don't care if everyone thinks I'm nuts. I'm going to have a good time.
- Elliot DiMauro: That's the spirit.
- Maya Gallo: Thank you, Elliot.
- Elliot DiMauro: You're welcome.
- [stands next to Dennis]
- Elliot DiMauro: Now, could you please turn my little wooden friend here into a real boy?
- Elliot DiMauro: What do you mean it wasn't that scary? Psycho is the scariest movie of all time.
- Dennis Finch: Well, you've never seen home movies of my grandpa gumming an ear of corn.
- Nina Van Horn: You know, my friend Binnie was in Prague some years back. She was there having her navel centered.
- Elliot DiMauro: You can't get that done.
- Nina Van Horn: It's thinking like that that has forced women to live with their original ribs.
- Maya Gallo: [dressed as fairy] Dennis, what the hell?
- Dennis Finch: Attention, everyone! Did anyone here lose a tooth?
- Dennis Finch: So what's Binnie look like?
- Elliot DiMauro: You've never seen her either?
- Dennis Finch: No, but I picture a woman with a face put together like a ransom note.