Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Odd Couple: Part 1 (1999)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
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Quotes
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Maya Gallo : No offense, but why would she be go out with a little rat like you?
Dennis Finch : None taken. God.
Nina Van Horn : God?
Dennis Finch : Yes. He's finally making up for all the injustices. Having to sit o a phone book for my driver's license exam, not shaving until I was 28... He's taken it all away, and that's how it's gonna stay!
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Maya Gallo : You don't think Adrienne will really go out with you, do you?
Dennis Finch : You're right. We're practically different species. I'm not ever sure we could mate.
Maya Gallo : This is about your friend Barry, isn't it?
Dennis Finch : Yes. When I show up with Adrienne, it'll be a swift kick in his nut bins.
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Maya Gallo : Wait a minute, you had that same look on your face two years ago. You had sex, didn't you?
Nina Van Horn : You had sex with Adrienne?
Dennis Finch : Please, stop being so crude. Made love... four times!
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Maya Gallo : I thought you were going to tell him.
Elliot DiMauro : I tried, but he just insulted me.
Maya Gallo : So you're just going to let him become a national joke?
Elliot DiMauro : That was the idea, yes.
Nina Van Horn : Then it's settled.
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Barry : Hey, little T.
Maya Gallo : Little T?
Dennis Finch : They called me that because I was a badass like Mr. T.
Barry : Yeah, right! T is for T-shirt. He never took his off for swim practice.
Maya Gallo : Really?
Dennis Finch : My skin is sensitive to the sun's harmful rays.
Barry : It was an indoor pool.
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[looking at the painting Jack wants to be photographed with, "Self Reliance"]
Maya Gallo : I kinda see it. There's his head, there's his shoulder... What's that he's holding?
Elliot DiMauro : It's too small to be a fishing pole.
Nina Van Horn , Maya Gallo , Elliot DiMauro : Oh, my God!
Nina Van Horn : I was just going to say he's too happy to be fishing.
Maya Gallo : Well, at least he's being self reliant.