Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Two Girls for Every Boy (1998)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Dennis : Give her a kiss hello. It's very European.

  Maya : She's from Wisconsin.

  Dennis : She travels.

• Waiter : Something from the bar?

  Dennis : Sea breeze.

  Waiter : And for you, sir?

  Dennis : That is for me, smart guy. The lady will have a brain eraser, no ice.

  Maya : That seems a little strong.

  Dennis : Nah, it's like ginger ale. But don't put it near the candle.

• Maya : Look, Jill. I'm flattered, but I don't date women.

  Jill : Then why would Dennis say that?

  Maya : He said that? Oh, he is unbelievable! Did he really think he could get us two together?

  Jill : Then he probably wasn't a real Navy Seal, was he?

  Maya : No.

  Jill : Or the original Nicolas on "Eight is Enough"?

  Maya : No, that one's true.

• Maya : What is it with men and two women?

  Jill : Actually, I kinda get it.