- Dennis: My father once told me that good things will happen to good people. Now I know he was wrong.
- Maya: Look, Jill. I'm flattered, but I don't date women.
- Jill: Then why would Dennis say that?
- Maya: He said that? Oh, he is unbelievable! Did he really think he could get us two together?
- Jill: Then he probably wasn't a real Navy Seal, was he?
- Maya: No.
- Jill: Or the original Nicolas on "Eight is Enough"?
- Maya: No, that one's true.
- [Dennis is trying to get Jill's passport renewed]
- Official: If you were the President of the United States, and it was a matter of national security, I still couldn't help you.
- Dennis: Please, if you renew this passport, you could be fullfilling every man's fantasy.
- Official: Two girls?
- Dennis: Yeah.
- Official: Give me those papers. Get this man through!
- Jill: I'll go ask her out.
- Dennis: Whoa, whoa. You'll scare her off. Remember your first time, how scary it was?
- Jill: What do you suggest?
- Dennis: Maybe you and me could take her on a dinner date.
- Jill: Why would you be there?
- Dennis: Remember your first time? Wouldn't you want a third person there?
- Jill: There was a third person there.
- [Dennis faints]