Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

War & Sleaze (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : You're not still mad about paintball, are you?

  Jack Gallo : You shot me three seconds into the war!

• Maya Gallo : Dad, we need to talk about our astrologer.

  Jack Gallo : Madame Delores? What's wrong with her?

  Maya Gallo : I don't think her heart's in it anymore.

  Jack Gallo : [reading]  "Pisces: Something bad may or may not happen to you." I'm a Pisces.

• Maya Gallo : Don't I get an invitation? Oh, I see. It's boys only. God forbid, a woman should be tough enough for combat.

  Jack Gallo : Do you want to go?

  Maya Gallo : Sure, I'll go. Unless it rains. Or it's too cold. I don't wanna go.

• Elliot DiMauro : At what time do we have to be there?

  Jack Gallo : Combat begins at 0800 hours, with a cappuccino reception at seven-thirtyish.

• Jack Gallo : We're fighting against Obsession.

  Maya Gallo : Obsession the perfume?

  Jack Gallo : Don't laugh. They're the toughest team on the perfume leagues. Their ambush of Old Spice is legendary.